Joke Gift
Shocking Laser Pen
Just when you thought the laser pen had achieved the ultimate in embarassing people, the Shocking Laser Pen comes out. Now you can hand it to whoever thought it was funny to shine a laser in someone's eye and turn the joke on them.
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
Half Man, Half Horse Tee
This hilarious tee will have you and the ladies laughing all the way to the bedroom. And just to clarify, this isn't a joke about centaurs.
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
Save Water, F*ck In The Shower Tee
The Save Water, F*ck In The Shower Tee is an updated version of the old "Save Water, Shower Together" joke because, let's face it folks, we're not f*cking around anymore. Get in the shower, get busy and forget all about subtlety.
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
Let's Play Carpenter Tee
The Let's Play Carpenter Tee provides a very simple and fun way to perform your genetic imperative. In other words, its a joke about getting drunk and laid!
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
Smile if You Swallow
The trick with this shirt, is that when somebody reads it, they will invariably smile at the joke. This is where you catch them. When they smile, it means they swallow; so the first person who smiles at you, is telling you they want to get down. Trust me, it will work.
Merchant: Spencer Gifts
I See You've Noticed My Big PP Tee
Just rock this shirt and forego the pants. People will at first be shocked that you are exposing your genitalia, but then when they read the shirt, they'll just laugh at your hilarious joke. When the police show up, just point to the shirt and they'll probably laugh it off too.
Merchant: Spencer Gifts